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    Bum gun technique

    Instructions – How to use a bum gun.

    After you have exported products from Uranus.  It’s time to use the Bumgun: 1. Finish using the toilet. Breathe.  (You have taken the number 2.) 3. To ensure the spray goes where you want (and not up your back or Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 12 months11 months ago
    Bum gun technique

    FAQ’s raised it the questionnaire.

    Questionnaire results: Generally, people understand the benefits of bum guns saving money and trees and creating a cleaner toilet experience.  However its uptake is held back by it still being an unknown experience for most people, and 3 main concerns Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
    Talking S**t

    Becoming one with your number two

    Now that you are not using toilet paper, the chance of seeing your poo will become a lot higher! By looking at your poo, giving thanks that your body was doing the functions it was made to do by processing Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
    Bum gun technique

    How to Poo Proper

    We have been going to the toilet our whole lives, however, research shows that most people could improve their technique and positioning to improve their toilet experience! Before the invention of sit down toilets and toilet paper, humans would squat Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
    Cleanliness

    Defining Clean

    Speaking to a lot of people on this subject, one question that arises is the matter of cleanliness and how we all have different perspectives and definitions for this. Firstly understanding the difference between clean and dirty. Clean is defined Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
    Cleanliness

    Don’t be slack wash your crack

    A pressurized stream of water aimed directly at the unclean hole in question will usually do a good job of removing most of the unwanted matter. The technique is something that will need refining and we would recommend “the swings Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
    Talking S**t

    The Bristol Stool Chart

    A lot of great things have come out of Bristol and being a proud Bristolian I thought this would be the right place to inform you of another of Bristol’s achievements. In 1997 the Bristol Royal Infirmary developed the Bristol Read more…

    By Bum Gun Ben, 1 year11 months ago
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