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Reduce Environmental Impact 
Save money,
Save trees. 
BENEFITS OF BUM GUNS

IT'S TIME TO GET ANAL ABOUT HYGIENE 

USE LESS TOILET PAPER

Trees were not put on earth to be turned into toilet paper!

 

Save money and leave the trees for the birds and bees.

 

use the water already abundant in your bathroom!

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A MORE HYGIENIC ALTERNATIVE 

If you got poo on your cheek and wiped it off with toilet paper would your cheek be clean?

 

Why do we treat our rear cheeks differently?

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THE BUM GUN YOU NEED!

Cleaning your bum whole 

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After washing lots of bums with lots of guns this design came out as the most efficient for doing the business. 

Its long neck keeps your hand away from the splashback.

 

Its adjustable water pressure lever allows you to get the perfect power of the spray. 

It has a more concentrated direct spray, meaning a less wet bottom, and actually sprays where it's intended!

“I can't believe that I have been scratching my bottom with toilet paper all this time, water leaves me feeling so fresh and so clean!”

Sam, Bristol 

ABOUT US

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Our aim is to: 

supply the most effective bum gun available. 

provide info and knowledge surrounding bum gun use.

make this superior cleaning tool as accessible as possible.

leave you feeling chuffed not chaffed. 

Bum guns are not a new thing, it's just our methods are outdated. 

 

Be a part of the bum gun revolution. 

 

Join our clean ass-ociation

#BUMGUNS

#CHUFFEDNOTCHAFFED 

Lets shoot the shit...

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