A lot of great things have come out of Bristol and being a proud Bristolian I thought this would be the right place to inform you of another of Bristol’s achievements.

In 1997 the Bristol Royal Infirmary developed the Bristol Stool Chart (BSC) or Bristol Stool Form scale (BSF scale) as a clinical assessment tool to better communicate and diagnose issues surrounding stools!

The chart categories poo from type one which is very constipated, hard to pass nut like poos, to type seven which is basically diarrhea. There have been many interpretations of the Bristol Stool Chart, with many different names given to the various stools. Here are some of the best poo names the internet has to offer:

T1 – Maltesers, ass goblins, bristol balls, marbles, the croquettes

T2 – Lion bar, The real Mccoy, monkey bread, Catapillar

T3 – Toffee Crisp, The Lincoln Log, Cracked sausage, Hot dogs

T4 – Ripple, Smooth criminal, Goldilocks poo, snake, the slippy

T5 – Clusters, Smelly seaweed, Bristol blobs, Amoeba

T6 – Bubbly, Lumpy fart, Fluffy poo, soft serve

T7 – Hot chocolate, Rancid river, fountain of poo, Jackson Pollock, The fire hose

We thought these names were ok but thought we could do better so we teamed up with local cartoon legend Turbo Island to create a bum guns special Bristol Stool Chart, hope you enjoy:

If you are becoming more interested in your poo, read the blog post about what your poo says about your diet and health.


6 Comments

Sam Summers · March 27, 2020 at 4:49 pm

What do I do if I am at a level 7? Do I need medical help? Can you recommend any natural remidies?

    Bum Gun Ben · April 8, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Hi Sam

    Sorry about the late response, I hope you are alive and well, and you have returned to a healthy 3 or 4 by now!
    Yes, as you probably realized level 7 is diarrhea, and there is a lot of information on the internet on how to best recover from this.

    Regards

    Ben

brendan fevola · March 27, 2020 at 5:00 pm

Hi Ben the towel pictured above. Is this a “bum towel”? do you reccommend this towel size? also the towel looks dirty, will my towel look like this after a few toilet times?

B rendan

    Bum Gun Ben · April 8, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    Hi Brendan
    The towel in the picture is not a bum towel, however, you can use any towel you like as a bum towel.
    My preference is a flannel size or just bigger than a slice of toilet paper size towel.
    If you are using the bum gun correctly your bottom should be post-shower clean after using the bum gun!
    Then it is up to you how often you wash your towel.

    Regards

    Ben

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