After you have exported products from Uranus.
It’s time to use the Bumgun:
1. Finish using the toilet. Breathe.
(You have taken the number 2.)
3. To ensure the spray goes where you want (and not up your back or on the floor) I recommend sitting whilst spraying.
4. Create a seal around the back of the toilet seat with your bottom.
5. Then spray from between your legs/ the front side, as this directs the spray away from more sensitive parts of your anatomy.
6. Aim the bum gun at the cheek of your bottom. Gently increase the spray pressure to find a comfortable level. Then direct it towards the area in question.
7. Give your self a good old spray and enjoy this novel cleaning experience.
8. Replace the bum gun in its holster.
9. Shake you ass and dry yourself. (A bum gun’s what your working with)
10. If this process is new to you I would recommend using a small amount of toilet paper to dry your self.
11. If you have mastered the Bumgun, and your bum is post-shower clean, I would recommend using a specified bum towel to dry yourself.
12. Congratulations you have cleaned yourself and saved trees!! Give yourself a pat on the bum!